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2026 · Week 4
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Reigning champion: Dietz. Back to back (2024, 2025). Going for 3.
League ManagersHot John and The McConkey's

Dauner

2nd-worst winning percentage in league history. 3 rings. Pick one.

Dauner has played 16 seasons in the Garcoon with 3 championships (2014, 2018, 2023), 3 finals and 4 playoff trips. His regular-season record is 80-110-2, 42.2%, 9th of 10 all-time.

Personal life

Written by the commissioner

Controversies

Written by the commissioner

Career by season

16 seasons
Finish by yearRing Final Semis
20112026
YearTeamW-LPFFinish
2026Hot John and The McConkey's1-2332.3In progress
2025"Chalupa"cabra6-71,891.86th of 10
2024"Chalupa"cabra5-81,5149th of 10
2023"Chalupa"cabra8-51,717.5Champion
2022Lunchtime Lenny4-91,4209th of 10
2021Poopy Flavored Lollipops7-61,704.7Semifinal
2020Poopy Flavored Lollipops2-91,305.410th of 10
2019Poopy Flavored Lollipops2-91,358.310th of 10
2018KeKe, do you love me?7-41,740.5Champion
2017Alaska Chilly Sacks3-101,713.310th of 10
2016Tom Foolery SSPD6-71,564.18th of 10
2015We don't do the Dougie6-71,807.787th of 10
2014Not so Shady in Philadelphia7-5-11,759Champion
2013Beast Mode3-101,55610th of 10
2012Alaska Chillisacks5-7-11,5288th of 10
2011Alaska Chillisacks8-53,0015th of 10

Records held

20 in the Hall of Records
3Championships (tied)16 seasons42Player season passing TDs (tied)Matthew Stafford · QB · 20255Player game passing TDs (tied)Matthew Stafford · QB · 2025 · Week 7461Most rushing yards in a week"Chalupa"cabra · 2025 · Week 1043Most rushing TDs in a season"Chalupa"cabra · 20258Most rushing TDs in a week"Chalupa"cabra · 2025 · Week 718Player season rushing TDs (tied)Raheem Mostert · RB · 20238,135Player career receiving yardsDavante Adams · WR · 8 covered seasons73Player career receiving TDsDavante Adams · WR · 8 covered seasons6Most field goals made in a week (tied)"Chalupa"cabra · 2023 · Week 66Player game field goals made (tied)Justin Tucker · K · 2023 · Week 6152Career fumbles8 covered seasons33Most fumbles in a season"Chalupa"cabra · 20246Most fumbles in a week (tied)"Chalupa"cabra · 2024 · Week 1014Player season fumbles (tied)Dak Prescott · QB · 202123Most trades16 seasons276Most roster moves16 seasons−244.7The ones that got awayDak Prescott · 2023 · Week 7−44.6Costliest trade side2020 · Week 7−38.3Worst draft season2020

Head-to-head

Regular season · playoff weeks
OpponentW-LPctPlayoffsLast meeting
Dietz10-1638%2-02026 Wk 2 · L 120.4-156.4Gogo6-1038%1-12025 Wk 5 · W 129.9-127.9Golden8-1633%1-12025 Wk 15 · L 142.1-213.9Neely10-12-146%2-02025 Wk 7 · W 196.9-80.9Mathis11-1444%1-12026 Wk 1 · W 112.8-99.4Baker7-12-138%–2025 Wk 8 · L 153-180.5Oetting6-1038%2-02025 Wk 17 · W 98.6-89.6Biel8-947%2-02026 Wk 3 · L 99.1-119.2Davis11-761%–2025 Wk 6 · L 101-123.7

Signature moments

  1. 2011Career high: 299Week 4 against Dietz, won 299-258.
  2. 2014ChampionBeat Neely 349-254 in the 2-week final.
  3. 2018ChampionBeat Gogo 303.9-275.2 in the 2-week final.
  4. 2023ChampionBeat Dietz 347.9-265.3 in the 2-week final.
  5. 2025Biggest win: +116Week 7 over Neely, 196.9-80.9.
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