League ManagersDestination: 3-Peat

Dietz

Unluckiest career in league history, -11.0 wins. 3 rings anyway. Somebody check the math.

Dietz has played 16 seasons in the Garcoon with 3 championships (2017, 2024, 2025), 6 finals and 6 playoff trips. His regular-season record is 109-83, 56.8%, 1st of 10 all-time.

Personal life

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Controversies

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Career by season

16 seasons
Finish by yearRing Final Semis
20112026
YearTeamW-LPFFinish
2026Destination: 3-Peat2-1461.7In progress
2025Speller Not Math Majors10-31,861.7Champion
2024LaPorta Potty9-41,703.5Champion
2023King of the Hill13-01,994Runner-up
2022Taylor Made5-81,516.98th of 10
2021Dietz's Tankers7-61,612.66th of 10
2020Mahomes Cookin'8-31,558.2Runner-up
2019Rollin' with Mahomies6-51,826.86th of 10
2018Rollin' with Mahomies5-61,8215th of 10
2017Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums10-32,258.4Champion
2016Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums2-111,385.410th of 10
2015Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums10-31,983.38Runner-up
2014That Bitch Gave Me Crabtrees6-71,7046th of 10
2013Tennessee Long Faces – TNLF's6-71,7556th of 10
2012Optimus Klein For Heisman6-71,5906th of 10
2011Desert Rake-ins4-93,0426th of 10

Records held

50 in the Hall of Records
109Career wins16 seasons992Career all-play wins16 seasons62.5%Best record vs the median119–71–2 vs median28,075Career points16 seasons31High-score weeks16 seasons63.0%Top-half consistency121 of 192 weeks66Blowout wins16 seasons3Championships (tied)16 seasons6Championship appearances16 seasons5Regular-season titles16 seasons−11.0 winsUnluckiest career16 covered seasons13Most wins in a seasonKing of the Hill · 2023100.0%Best season win percentageKing of the Hill · 2023100.0%Best season vs the medianKing of the Hill · 202383.8%Best all-play seasonOnly Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201798Most all-play wins in a seasonOnly Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201795Most all-play losses in a seasonOnly Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 2016100.0%Most consistent seasonKing of the Hill · 2023−4.5 winsUnluckiest seasonThat Bitch Gave Me Crabtrees · 201411Most losses in a season (tied)Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 2016144.9Lowest combined score2016 · Week 1775.7%Largest share of the game2023 · Week 12269.6Highest optimal lineupRollin' with Mahomies · 2019 · Week 85Most passing TDs in a week (tied)Mahomes Cookin' · 2020 · Week 820Most interceptions thrown in a seasonDietz's Tankers · 202124Player season interceptions thrownJameis Winston · QB · 20195Player game interceptions thrown (tied)Jameis Winston · QB · 2019 · Week 6196Career rushing TDs8 covered seasons4Player game rushing TDs (tied)Aaron Jones Sr. · RB · 2019 · Week 550Most receptions in a weekDestination: 3-Peat · 2026 · Week 218Player game receptionsKeenan Allen · WR · 2023 · Week 3726Most receiving yards in a weekRollin' with Mahomies · 2019 · Week 8234Career receiving TDs8 covered seasons46Most receiving TDs in a season (tied)Speller Not Math Majors · 20255Most defensive TDs in a season (tied)King of the Hill · 20232Most defensive TDs in a week (tied)King of the Hill · 2023 · Week 42Player game defensive TDs (tied)Cowboys D/ST · DEF · 2023 · Week 414Longest win streak (tied)2023 W1 → 2024 W13High-score streak (tied)2015 W1 → 2015 W39Top-three streak2017 W3 → 2017 W1114Top-half streak2023 W1 → 2024 W12Championship streak (tied)2024–2025109Win milestones41 to 15028,075Points milestones1,925 to 30,00031High-score milestones19 to 50+2388.4Career waiver value8 covered seasons+427.9Greatest pickupPatrick Mahomes · 2019+13.2Best career drafter113 picks+45.2Best draft season2025+148.5Best drafter by positionQB

Head-to-head

Regular season · playoff weeks

Signature moments

  1. 2011Career high: 312Week 13 against Dauner, won 312-208.
  2. 2015Runner-upLost the 2-week final to Baker, 252.50-314.64.
  3. 2015Biggest win: +133.36Week 7 over Gogo, 244.9-111.54.
  4. 2017ChampionBeat Gogo 328.0-275.4 in the 2-week final.
  5. 2020Runner-upLost the 2-week final to Golden, 253.0-257.6.
  6. 2023Runner-upLost the 2-week final to Dauner, 265.3-347.9.
  7. 2023Best season: 13-0King of the Hill, 1,994 points, runner-up.
  8. 2024ChampionBeat Baker 297.8-291.2 in the 2-week final.
  9. 2025ChampionBeat Baker 314.3-282.6 in the 2-week final.
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