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2026 · Week 4
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Reigning champion: Dietz. Back to back (2024, 2025). Going for 3.
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Single-week eruptions, impossible losses, escapes and the widest margins in the archive. 9 records.

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Scoring

4 records
Highest team scoreThe biggest single-week eruption in the archive.Oetting332.0Brett Favre's Sack 332.0 – 206.0 Team Nipple Sweat · 2011 · Week 13
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1OettingBrett Favre's Sack 332.0 – 206.0 Team Nipple Sweat · 2011 · Week 13332.0
  2. 2GoldenTeam Nipple Sweat 328.0 – 250.0 REDWOOD ORIGINAL · 2011 · Week 4328.0
  3. 3GoldenTeam Nipple Sweat 327.0 – 227.0 Team davis · 2011 · Week 7327.0
  4. 4NeelyDueces Wild 326.0 – 282.0 Brett Favre's Sack · 2011 · Week 17326.0
  5. 5NeelyDueces Wild 314.0 – 250.0 Team Nipple Sweat · 2011 · Week 15314.0
  6. 6DietzDesert Rake-ins 312.0 – 208.0 Alaska Chillisacks · 2011 · Week 13312.0
  7. 7NeelyDueces Wild 306.0 – 157.0 Alaska Chillisacks · 2011 · Week 10306.0
  8. 8OettingBrett Favre's Sack 304.0 – 294.0 Dueces Wild · 2011 · Week 16304.0
  9. 9OettingBrett Favre's Sack 302.0 – 193.0 Top City Terrors! · 2011 · Week 14302.0
  10. 10OettingBrett Favre's Sack 301.0 – 154.0 Top City Terrors! · 2011 · Week 15301.0
Lowest team scoreThe weeks everyone would rather redact.Neely54.0Silly Nannies 54.0 – 115.0 Manning of Steel · 2013 · Week 9
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1NeelySilly Nannies 54.0 – 115.0 Manning of Steel · 2013 · Week 954.0
  2. 2DavisMalibu Jims 55.4 – 172.2 King of the Hill · 2023 · Week 1255.4
  3. 3GoldenBrees Nutz T-Bag Hypoconds 56.0 – 140.0 Dark Horse · 2014 · Week 1756.0
  4. 4BakerBeats by Ray 58.0 – 116.0 Brees Nutz T-Bag Hypoconds · 2014 · Week 758.0
  5. 5DietzOnly Gurly Men Wear Mediums 59.2 – 85.7 Slump Busters · 2016 · Week 1759.2
  6. 6OettingBozo's Grand Prize Game 59.8 – 120.9 call me The brees · 2015 · Week 1259.8
  7. 7DavisRun CMC 60.1 – 101.3 Hingle McCringl Hingle McCringl · 2021 · Week 1660.1
  8. 8DaunerLunchtime Lenny 61.0 – 93.4 Kylers Film Crew · 2022 · Week 1461.0
  9. 9MathisYou're My Boy Blue 61.1 – 98.0 call me The brees · 2015 · Week 1061.1
  10. 10BakerCaught Red Hernandez 63.0 – 134.0 Go GOing Deep · 2013 · Week 363.0
Highest combined scoreTwo teams turning one matchup into a track meet.Oetting vs Neely608.0Brett Favre's Sack 282.0 – 326.0 Dueces Wild · 2011 · Week 17
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Oetting vs NeelyBrett Favre's Sack 282.0 – 326.0 Dueces Wild · 2011 · Week 17608.0
  2. 2Oetting vs NeelyBrett Favre's Sack 304.0 – 294.0 Dueces Wild · 2011 · Week 16598.0
  3. 3adambrillhart vs GoldenREDWOOD ORIGINAL 250.0 – 328.0 Team Nipple Sweat · 2011 · Week 4578.0
  4. 4Golden vs NeelyTeam Nipple Sweat 250.0 – 314.0 Dueces Wild · 2011 · Week 15564.0
  5. 5Baker vs OettingNot too Schauby 262.0 – 298.0 Brett Favre's Sack · 2011 · Week 8560.0
  6. 6Dauner vs DietzAlaska Chillisacks 299.0 – 258.0 Desert Rake-ins · 2011 · Week 4557.0
  7. 7Davis vs GoldenTeam davis 227.0 – 327.0 Team Nipple Sweat · 2011 · Week 7554.0
  8. 8ndlesovsky vs BakerWhite Cassell 283.0 – 268.0 Not too Schauby · 2011 · Week 3551.0
  9. 9Oetting vs DavisBrett Favre's Sack 298.0 – 250.0 Team davis · 2011 · Week 9548.0
  10. 10Oetting vs joel.sloughBrett Favre's Sack 301.0 – 244.0 Top City Terrors! · 2011 · Week 3545.0
Lowest combined scoreThe least offensive games on record.Dietz vs Neely144.9Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums 59.2 – 85.7 Slump Busters · 2016 · Week 17
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Dietz vs NeelyOnly Gurly Men Wear Mediums 59.2 – 85.7 Slump Busters · 2016 · Week 17144.9
  2. 2Oetting vs DaunerBozo's Grand Prize Game 75.9 – 70.3 We don't do the Dougie · 2015 · Week 16146.2
  3. 3Mathis vs DaunerAlong Came Molly 83.0 – 65.0 Not so Shady in Philadelphia · 2014 · Week 3148.0
  4. 4Davis vs DaunerKylers Film Crew 93.4 – 61.0 Lunchtime Lenny · 2022 · Week 14154.4
  5. 5Davis vs Gogocall me The brees 86.4 – 68.1 K.C. KOOL -AID MAN · 2015 · Week 11154.5
  6. 6Mathis vs GogoYou're My Boy Blue 85.3 – 72.2 K.C. KOOL -AID MAN · 2015 · Week 17157.4
  7. 7Davis vs Mathiscall me The brees 98.0 – 61.1 You're My Boy Blue · 2015 · Week 10159.1
  8. 8Neely vs DietzSlob on my Cobb 78.8 – 80.9 Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 2015 · Week 4159.7
  9. 9Davis vs GoldenRun CMC 60.1 – 101.3 Hingle McCringl Hingle McCringl · 2021 · Week 16161.4
  10. 10Mathis vs OettingYou're My Boy Blue 64.9 – 97.6 Bozo's Grand Prize Game · 2015 · Week 14162.5

Margins & drama

5 records
Biggest blowoutThe widest winning margins in league history.Neely+149.0Dueces Wild 306.0 – 157.0 Alaska Chillisacks · 2011 · Week 10
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1NeelyDueces Wild 306.0 – 157.0 Alaska Chillisacks · 2011 · Week 10+149.0
  2. 2OettingBrett Favre's Sack 301.0 – 154.0 Top City Terrors! · 2011 · Week 15+147.0
  3. 3DaunerAlaska Chillisacks 266.0 – 130.0 White Cassell · 2011 · Week 16+136.0
  4. 4DietzOnly Gurly Men Wear Mediums 244.9 – 111.5 K.C. KOOL -AID MAN · 2015 · Week 7+133.4
  5. 5MathisBrady's Claypool Party 220.4 – 87.9 Run CMC · 2021 · Week 5+132.5
  6. 6BakerNot too Schauby 243.0 – 114.0 REDWOOD ORIGINAL · 2011 · Week 16+129.0
  7. 7OettingBrett Favre's Sack 332.0 – 206.0 Team Nipple Sweat · 2011 · Week 13+126.0
  8. 8GogoMahomes Alone 199.0 – 74.8 Taylor Made · 2022 · Week 11+124.2
  9. 9NeelyDueces Wild 251.0 – 127.0 White Cassell · 2011 · Week 7+124.0
  10. 10DavisTeam davis 278.0 – 157.0 Not too Schauby · 2011 · Week 14+121.0
Narrowest winThe finishes decided by almost nothing.DavisTied with Neely+0.10Turn Goff The lights 137.5 – 137.4 Romo Sexuals · 2018 · Week 2
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1DavisTurn Goff The lights 137.5 – 137.4 Romo Sexuals · 2018 · Week 2+0.10
  2. 2NeelySlump Busters 113.9 – 113.8 Alaska Chilly Sacks · 2017 · Week 17+0.10
  3. 3DietzOnly Gurly Men Wear Mediums 148.2 – 148.0 K.C. KOOL -AID MAN · 2017 · Week 10+0.20
  4. 4GoldenHopkins On The Green Movememt 147.7 – 147.5 Slump Busters · 2016 · Week 7+0.20
  5. 5DaunerWe don't do the Dougie 181.3 – 181.1 Luck Her Right In the Percy · 2015 · Week 6+0.20
  6. 6DavisRun CMC 162.8 – 162.6 Hingle McCringl Hingle McCringl · 2021 · Week 2+0.20
  7. 7MathisBrady's Claypool Party 103.8 – 103.4 Better Business Burrow · 2021 · Week 9+0.40
  8. 8BakerOhio Scuzzbuckets 124.1 – 123.6 Mahomes Cookin' · 2020 · Week 13+0.50
  9. 9NeelySh!t B!rds 147.4 – 146.8 Bucee's Ballers · 2025 · Week 14+0.60
  10. 10DietzKing of the Hill 136.0 – 135.3 Mahomes Alone · 2023 · Week 2+0.70
Highest score in a lossA great week ruined by the one opponent who did better.Neely294.0Lost 294.0 – 304.0 to Oetting · 2011 · Week 16
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1NeelyLost 294.0 – 304.0 to Oetting · 2011 · Week 16294.0
  2. 2OettingLost 282.0 – 326.0 to Neely · 2011 · Week 17282.0
  3. 3BakerLost 268.0 – 283.0 to ndlesovsky · 2011 · Week 3268.0
  4. 4OettingLost 264.0 – 270.0 to adambrillhart · 2011 · Week 2264.0
  5. 5BakerLost 262.0 – 298.0 to Oetting · 2011 · Week 8262.0
  6. 6DietzLost 258.0 – 299.0 to Dauner · 2011 · Week 4258.0
  7. 7DavisLost 257.0 – 262.0 to Dauner · 2011 · Week 2257.0
  8. 8DietzLost 251.0 – 284.0 to Oetting · 2011 · Week 6251.0
  9. 9DavisLost 250.0 – 298.0 to Oetting · 2011 · Week 9250.0
  10. 10BakerLost 250.0 – 265.0 to Dietz · 2011 · Week 2250.0
Lowest score in a winThe wins that got away with it.Oetting75.9Won 75.9 – 70.3 over Dauner · 2015 · Week 16
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1OettingWon 75.9 – 70.3 over Dauner · 2015 · Week 1675.9
  2. 2DietzWon 80.9 – 78.8 over Neely · 2015 · Week 480.9
  3. 3MathisWon 83.0 – 65.0 over Dauner · 2014 · Week 383.0
  4. 4MathisWon 85.3 – 72.2 over Gogo · 2015 · Week 1785.3
  5. 5NeelyWon 85.7 – 59.2 over Dietz · 2016 · Week 1785.7
  6. 6DavisWon 86.4 – 68.1 over Gogo · 2015 · Week 1186.4
  7. 7MathisWon 87.3 – 81.6 over Dauner · 2020 · Week 1087.3
  8. 8MathisWon 88.0 – 85.0 over Davis · 2014 · Week 1688.0
  9. 9DavisWon 88.9 – 87.1 over Dauner · 2016 · Week 1588.9
  10. 10BakerWon 89.0 – 79.0 over Davis · 2013 · Week 1689.0
Largest share of the gameThe most one-sided share of a matchup's combined scoring.Dietz75.7%King of the Hill 172.2 – 55.4 Malibu Jims · 2023 · Week 12
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1DietzKing of the Hill 172.2 – 55.4 Malibu Jims · 2023 · Week 1275.7%
  2. 2OettingValar Morghulis* 187.8 – 68.7 GirthQuake · 2023 · Week 1273.2%
  3. 3GogoMahomes Alone 199.0 – 74.8 Taylor Made · 2022 · Week 1172.7%
  4. 4MathisYou're My Boy Blue 190.7 – 75.9 Bozo's Grand Prize Game · 2015 · Week 1571.5%
  5. 5MathisBrady's Claypool Party 220.4 – 87.9 Run CMC · 2021 · Week 571.5%
  6. 6GogoDark Horse 140.0 – 56.0 Brees Nutz T-Bag Hypoconds · 2014 · Week 1771.4%
  7. 7BielLet Bijans be Bijans 193.6 – 78.7 Tonsil Ticklers · 2026 · Week 171.1%
  8. 8Dauner"Chalupa"cabra 196.9 – 80.9 Sh!t B!rds · 2025 · Week 770.9%
  9. 9DietzTennessee Long Faces – TNLF's 161.0 – 67.0 Silly Nannies · 2013 · Week 370.6%
  10. 10DietzDesert Rake-ins 186.0 – 79.0 White Cassell · 2011 · Week 870.2%
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