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Reigning champion: Dietz. Back to back (2024, 2025). Going for 3.
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Seasons

The runs that became league shorthand, and the ones everyone would rather forget. 17 records.

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Best seasons

9 records
Most wins in a seasonThe strongest regular-season records in league history.Dietz1313–0 · King of the Hill · 2023
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Dietz13–0 · King of the Hill · 202313
  2. 2Neely12–1 · Dueces Wild · 201112
  3. 3Mathis11–2 · Brady's Claypool Party · 202111
  4. 4Gogo10–3 · Mahomes Alone · 202210
  5. 5Dietz10–3 · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201510
  6. 6Golden10–3 · Nacho McFingerbangs · 201210
  7. 7Oetting10–3 · Brett Favre's Sack · 201110
  8. 8Dietz10–3 · Speller Not Math Majors · 202510
  9. 9Dietz10–3 · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201710
  10. 10joel.slough9–4 · Top City Terrors! · 20119
Best season win percentageEquivalent wins divided by games.Dietz100.0%13–0 · King of the Hill · 2023
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Dietz13–0 · King of the Hill · 2023100.0%
  2. 2Neely12–1 · Dueces Wild · 201192.3%
  3. 3Mathis11–2 · Brady's Claypool Party · 202184.6%
  4. 4Mathis9–2 · The JuggerNots · 201981.8%
  5. 5Gogo10–3 · Mahomes Alone · 202276.9%
  6. 6Dietz10–3 · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201576.9%
  7. 7Golden10–3 · Nacho McFingerbangs · 201276.9%
  8. 8Oetting10–3 · Brett Favre's Sack · 201176.9%
  9. 9Dietz10–3 · Speller Not Math Majors · 202576.9%
  10. 10Dietz10–3 · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201776.9%
Most points in a seasonRegular-season points in the league's scoring system.Oetting3,555.0273.5 per week · Brett Favre's Sack · 2011
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Oetting273.5 per week · Brett Favre's Sack · 20113,555.0
  2. 2Neely250.5 per week · Dueces Wild · 20113,256.0
  3. 3Golden237.5 per week · Team Nipple Sweat · 20113,088.0
  4. 4joel.slough236.1 per week · Top City Terrors! · 20113,069.0
  5. 5Dietz234.0 per week · Desert Rake-ins · 20113,042.0
  6. 6Davis231.8 per week · Team davis · 20113,013.0
  7. 7Dauner230.8 per week · Alaska Chillisacks · 20113,001.0
  8. 8Baker223.2 per week · Not too Schauby · 20112,902.0
  9. 9adambrillhart205.8 per week · REDWOOD ORIGINAL · 20112,675.0
  10. 10ndlesovsky200.5 per week · White Cassell · 20112,607.0
Best season vs the medianSchedule-free weekly performance.Dietz100.0%13–0 vs median · King of the Hill · 2023
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Dietz13–0 vs median · King of the Hill · 2023100.0%
  2. 2Oetting12–1 vs median · Brett Favre's Sack · 201192.3%
  3. 3Dietz12–1 vs median · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201792.3%
  4. 4Gogo11–2 vs median · Mahomes Alone · 202284.6%
  5. 5Mathis11–2 vs median · Stache Vipers · 202284.6%
  6. 6Dietz10–2–1 vs median · That Bitch Gave Me Crabtrees · 201480.8%
  7. 7Neely10–3 vs median · Dueces Wild · 201176.9%
  8. 8Dietz10–3 vs median · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201576.9%
  9. 9Dauner10–3 vs median · We don't do the Dougie · 201576.9%
  10. 10Baker10–3 vs median · Tibetan Sloth Adders · 202476.9%
Best all-play seasonEvery week played against the entire league.Dietz83.8%98 all-play wins · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 2017
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Dietz98 all-play wins · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201783.8%
  2. 2Dietz96 all-play wins · King of the Hill · 202382.1%
  3. 3Oetting95 all-play wins · Brett Favre's Sack · 201181.2%
  4. 4Gogo90 all-play wins · Mahomes Alone · 202277.4%
  5. 5Baker88 all-play wins · Tibetan Sloth Adders · 202475.2%
  6. 6Dietz85 all-play wins · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201572.6%
  7. 7Mathis70 all-play wins · The JuggerNots · 201970.7%
  8. 8Oetting69 all-play wins · Valar Morghulis · 202069.7%
  9. 9Neely80 all-play wins · Dueces Wild · 201168.4%
  10. 10Mathis79 all-play wins · Stache Vipers · 202267.9%
Most all-play wins in a seasonThe most weekly head-to-head comparisons won against the field.Dietz9819 losses · 0 ties · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 2017
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Dietz19 losses · 0 ties · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201798
  2. 2Dietz21 losses · 0 ties · King of the Hill · 202396
  3. 3Oetting22 losses · 0 ties · Brett Favre's Sack · 201195
  4. 4Gogo26 losses · 1 ties · Mahomes Alone · 202290
  5. 5Baker29 losses · 0 ties · Tibetan Sloth Adders · 202488
  6. 6Dietz32 losses · 0 ties · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201585
  7. 7Neely37 losses · 0 ties · Dueces Wild · 201180
  8. 8Mathis37 losses · 1 ties · Stache Vipers · 202279
  9. 9Gogo39 losses · 0 ties · Go GOing Deep · 201378
  10. 10Golden39 losses · 0 ties · Nacho McFingerbangs · 201278
Best point differentialAverage scoring margin across the regular season.Neely+50.53,256.0 for · 2,600.0 against · Dueces Wild · 2011
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Neely3,256.0 for · 2,600.0 against · Dueces Wild · 2011+50.5
  2. 2Oetting3,555.0 for · 3,016.0 against · Brett Favre's Sack · 2011+41.5
  3. 3Dietz1,994.0 for · 1,462.2 against · King of the Hill · 2023+40.9
  4. 4Oetting1,854.7 for · 1,381.6 against · Valar Morghulis* · 2023+36.4
  5. 5Gogo2,005.2 for · 1,544.0 against · Mahomes Alone · 2022+35.5
  6. 6Mathis1,845.6 for · 1,472.1 against · The JuggerNots · 2019+34.0
  7. 7Dietz2,258.4 for · 1,832.0 against · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 2017+32.8
  8. 8Mathis1,830.5 for · 1,432.8 against · Brady's Claypool Party · 2021+30.6
  9. 9Dietz1,558.2 for · 1,252.7 against · Mahomes Cookin' · 2020+27.8
  10. 10Dietz1,983.4 for · 1,636.3 against · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 2015+26.7
Most high-score weeksLeague-leading scoring weeks in one season.Oetting713 sampled weeks · Brett Favre's Sack · 2011
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Oetting13 sampled weeks · Brett Favre's Sack · 20117
  2. 2Dietz13 sampled weeks · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 20156
  3. 3Mathis11 sampled weeks · The JuggerNots · 20196
  4. 4Dietz13 sampled weeks · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 20176
  5. 5Gogo13 sampled weeks · Mahomes Alone · 20225
  6. 6Baker13 sampled weeks · Pronouns In Bio · 20214
  7. 7Oetting13 sampled weeks · Valar Morghulis* · 20234
  8. 8Baker13 sampled weeks · Tibetan Sloth Adders · 20244
  9. 9Baker11 sampled weeks · Ohio Scuzzbuckets · 20203
  10. 10Gogo11 sampled weeks · K.C. KOOL -AID MAN · 20183
Most consistent seasonHighest share of sampled weeks in the league's top half.Dietz100.0%13 of 13 weeks · King of the Hill · 2023
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Dietz13 of 13 weeks · King of the Hill · 2023100.0%
  2. 2Oetting12 of 13 weeks · Brett Favre's Sack · 201192.3%
  3. 3Dietz12 of 13 weeks · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201792.3%
  4. 4Gogo11 of 13 weeks · Mahomes Alone · 202284.6%
  5. 5Mathis11 of 13 weeks · Stache Vipers · 202284.6%
  6. 6Dietz11 of 13 weeks · That Bitch Gave Me Crabtrees · 201484.6%
  7. 7Neely10 of 13 weeks · Dueces Wild · 201176.9%
  8. 8Biel10 of 13 weeks · HARVIN a Great Time · 201276.9%
  9. 9Dietz10 of 13 weeks · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201576.9%
  10. 10Dauner10 of 13 weeks · We don't do the Dougie · 201576.9%

Lowlights

4 records
Most all-play losses in a seasonThe most weekly head-to-head comparisons lost to the field.Dietz9522 wins · 0 ties · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 2016
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Dietz22 wins · 0 ties · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201695
  2. 2Davis29 wins · 3 ties · The Respectables · 201285
  3. 3adambrillhart34 wins · 0 ties · REDWOOD ORIGINAL · 201183
  4. 4Dauner36 wins · 0 ties · Lunchtime Lenny · 202281
  5. 5Davis36 wins · 0 ties · RGIII Will Shit On Thee · 201381
  6. 6Baker36 wins · 0 ties · Beats by Ray · 201481
  7. 7ndlesovsky37 wins · 2 ties · White Cassell · 201178
  8. 8Baker39 wins · 0 ties · GirthQuake · 202378
  9. 9Dauner40 wins · 0 ties · "Chalupa"cabra · 202477
  10. 10Mathis23 wins · 0 ties · The JuggerNots · 202076
Most losses in a seasonThe roughest regular-season records.DavisTied with Dietz112–11 · Kylers Film Crew · 2022
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Davis2–11 · Kylers Film Crew · 202211
  2. 2Dietz2–11 · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 201611
  3. 3Golden3–10 · SlutPuppies · 202410
  4. 4adambrillhart3–10 · REDWOOD ORIGINAL · 201110
  5. 5ndlesovsky3–10 · White Cassell · 201110
  6. 6Davis3–10 · Run CMC · 202110
  7. 7Dauner3–10 · Alaska Chilly Sacks · 201710
  8. 8Baker3–10 · GirthQuake · 202310
  9. 9Dauner3–10 · Beast Mode · 201310
  10. 10Mathis3–10 · You're My Boy Blue · 201510
Fewest points in a seasonLowest full-season scoring totals.Mathis1,207.3109.8 per week · The JuggerNots · 2020
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Mathis109.8 per week · The JuggerNots · 20201,207.3
  2. 2Dauner118.7 per week · Poopy Flavored Lollipops · 20201,305.4
  3. 3Davis103.1 per week · RGIII Will Shit On Thee · 20131,340.0
  4. 4Biel122.3 per week · Better Business Burrow · 20201,345.0
  5. 5Neely122.7 per week · Romo Sexuals · 20201,350.2
  6. 6Dauner123.5 per week · Poopy Flavored Lollipops · 20191,358.3
  7. 7Dietz106.6 per week · Only Gurly Men Wear Mediums · 20161,385.4
  8. 8Davis107.5 per week · The Respectables · 20121,397.0
  9. 9Baker108.4 per week · Beats by Ray · 20141,409.0
  10. 10Dauner109.2 per week · Lunchtime Lenny · 20221,420.0
Most blowout lossesLosses by 30 points or more in one season.adambrillhartTied with ndlesovsky92 blowout wins · REDWOOD ORIGINAL · 2011
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1adambrillhart2 blowout wins · REDWOOD ORIGINAL · 20119
  2. 2ndlesovsky2 blowout wins · White Cassell · 20119
  3. 3Davis4 blowout wins · Team davis · 20117
  4. 4Oetting1 blowout wins · Valar Morgulis · 20257
  5. 5Baker1 blowout wins · Caught Red Hernandez · 20137
  6. 6Dauner0 blowout wins · Lunchtime Lenny · 20226
  7. 7Davis1 blowout wins · RGIII Will Shit On Thee · 20136
  8. 8Mathis2 blowout wins · Along Came Molly · 20146
  9. 9jbeags812 blowout wins · Chief Beags · 20176
  10. 10Mathis0 blowout wins · Stache Vipers · 20236

Luck & schedule

4 records
Luckiest seasonThe schedule added the most wins relative to weekly performance.Golden+4.0 wins8 actual · 4 median wins · FJB King ding · 2022
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Golden8 actual · 4 median wins · FJB King ding · 2022+4.0 wins
  2. 2Neely8 actual · 5 median wins · Silly Nannies · 2014+3.5 wins
  3. 3Mathis4 actual · 1 median wins · The JuggerNots · 2020+3.0 wins
  4. 4Baker6 actual · 3 median wins · Marshawn's Lynch Mob · 2017+3.0 wins
  5. 5Golden8 actual · 5 median wins · Team Nipple Sweat · 2011+3.0 wins
  6. 6Dietz10 actual · 7 median wins · Speller Not Math Majors · 2025+3.0 wins
  7. 7Golden8 actual · 5 median wins · Dick Lickels · 2015+3.0 wins
  8. 8Biel6 actual · 3 median wins · KICK DONKEY · 2013+3.0 wins
  9. 9Davis7 actual · 4 median wins · call me The brees · 2015+3.0 wins
  10. 10Mathis11 actual · 9 median wins · Brady's Claypool Party · 2021+2.0 wins
Unluckiest seasonThe schedule cost the most wins relative to weekly performance.Dietz−4.5 wins6 actual · 10 median wins · That Bitch Gave Me Crabtrees · 2014
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Dietz6 actual · 10 median wins · That Bitch Gave Me Crabtrees · 2014−4.5 wins
  2. 2Dauner6 actual · 10 median wins · We don't do the Dougie · 2015−4.0 wins
  3. 3Davis2 actual · 5 median wins · JuJu know what I”m sayin? · 2019−3.5 wins
  4. 4Neely5 actual · 8 median wins · Bearded Mollusks · 2023−3.0 wins
  5. 5Dauner6 actual · 9 median wins · "Chalupa"cabra · 2025−3.0 wins
  6. 6Mathis3 actual · 6 median wins · You're My Boy Blue · 2015−3.0 wins
  7. 7Dietz6 actual · 9 median wins · Tennessee Long Faces – TNLF's · 2013−3.0 wins
  8. 8Neely5 actual · 8 median wins · Sh!t B!rds · 2025−2.5 wins
  9. 9Davis2 actual · 4 median wins · Kylers Film Crew · 2022−2.0 wins
  10. 10Golden7 actual · 9 median wins · Moustache Rides · 2013−2.0 wins
Toughest scheduleOpponent scoring indexed to that season's league average.Davis114.1149.7 PA per game · Run CMC · 2021
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Davis149.7 PA per game · Run CMC · 2021114.1
  2. 2Dauner162.5 PA per game · Poopy Flavored Lollipops · 2019111.9
  3. 3Dauner143.6 PA per game · We don't do the Dougie · 2015111.5
  4. 4Davis161.0 PA per game · JuJu know what I”m sayin? · 2019110.9
  5. 5Neely140.3 PA per game · Bearded Mollusks · 2023110.7
  6. 6Davis140.1 PA per game · Kylers Film Crew · 2022110.5
  7. 7Baker137.1 PA per game · Caught Red Hernandez · 2013109.4
  8. 8Oetting144.6 PA per game · Valar Morgulis · 2025109.0
  9. 9jbeags81151.5 PA per game · Chief Beags · 2017108.8
  10. 10Dauner151.2 PA per game · Alaska Chilly Sacks · 2017108.6
Easiest scheduleThe lowest opponent scoring relative to the league that season.Oetting83.8106.3 PA per game · Valar Morghulis* · 2023
Leaderboard · top 10
  1. 1Oetting106.3 PA per game · Valar Morghulis* · 202383.8
  2. 2Mathis110.2 PA per game · Brady's Claypool Party · 202184.0
  3. 3Neely200.0 PA per game · Dueces Wild · 201186.1
  4. 4Dietz113.9 PA per game · Mahomes Cookin' · 202087.3
  5. 5Dietz112.5 PA per game · King of the Hill · 202388.7
  6. 6Davis124.8 PA per game · Saving Private Ryan · 201789.7
  7. 7Golden114.8 PA per game · FJB King ding · 202290.6
  8. 8Dietz120.4 PA per game · Speller Not Math Majors · 202590.8
  9. 9Gogo120.4 PA per game · Mahomes’ Fantasy Fiesta · 202590.8
  10. 10Neely111.8 PA per game · Neely's 2012 team (name withheld)91.1
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