Neely

Won the first 2 titles ever handed out. Has spent 13 seasons since reminding us. Also scored 54.0 once.

Neely has played 16 seasons in the Garcoon with 2 championships (2011, 2012), 4 finals and 6 playoff trips. His regular-season record is 102-88-2, 53.6%, 4th of 10 all-time.

Personal life

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Controversies

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Career by season

16 seasons

Finish by yearRing Final Semis

20112026

YearTeamW-LPFFinish

2026Sh!t B!rds2-1434.8In progress

2025Sh!t B!rds5-7-11,709.58th of 10

2024Sh!t B!rds8-51,816.5Semifinal

2023Bearded Mollusks5-81,7086th of 10

2022No Ma'am6-71,668.46th of 10

2021No Ma'am7-61,688.35th of 10

2020Romo Sexuals4-71,350.27th of 10

2019Romo Sexuals7-41,720.4Semifinal

2018Romo Sexuals5-61,782.76th of 10

2017Slump Busters7-61,845.65th of 10

2016Slump Busters6-71,771.16th of 10

2015Slob on my Cobb4-91,657.428th of 10

2014Silly Nannies8-4-11,700Runner-up

2013Silly Nannies8-51,523Runner-up

2012Neely's 2012 team (name withheld)8-51,574Champion

2011Dueces Wild12-13,256Champion

Records held

21 in the Hall of Records

+50.5Best point differentialDueces Wild · 2011 54.0Lowest team score2013 · Week 9 +149.0Biggest blowout2011 · Week 10 +0.10Narrowest win (tied)2017 · Week 17294.0Highest score in a loss2011 · Week 16 42Player season passing TDs (tied)Joe Burrow · QB · 20242,005Player season rushing yardsSaquon Barkley · RB · 2024 255Player game rushing yardsSaquon Barkley · RB · 2024 · Week 12 532Most receptions in a seasonSh!t B!rds · 2025 653Player career receptionsTravis Kelce · TE · 8 covered seasons 6,562Most receiving yards in a seasonSh!t B!rds · 2025 5Most defensive TDs in a season (tied)Sh!t B!rds · 20242Most defensive TDs in a week (tied)Sh!t B!rds · 2024 · Week 1615Player career defensive TDsCowboys D/ST · DEF · 4 covered seasons 6Player season defensive TDsCowboys D/ST · DEF · 2023 2Player game defensive TDs (tied)Falcons D/ST · DEF · 2024 · Week 1614Longest win streak (tied)2011 W2 → 2012 W24Playoff appearance streak (tied)2011–20144Championship appearance streak (tied)2011–20142Championship streak (tied)2011–2012+511.4Greatest draft pickDak Prescott · 2019

Head-to-head

Regular season · playoff weeks

OpponentW-LPctPlayoffsLast meeting

Dietz14-864%–2025 Wk 9 · W 142.3-122.7 Gogo7-1139%2-42025 Wk 6 · L 113.9-171.2 Golden12-1250%3-12026 Wk 1 · W 166-120.6 Mathis7-1433%–2025 Wk 15 · L 122.3-123.9 Baker15-10-160%1-12026 Wk 3 · L 119.6-145.4 Oetting6-940%2-22025 Wk 8 · W 171.6-103.8 Biel11-665%2-02025 Wk 17 · L 118.4-155.8 Dauner12-10-154%0-22025 Wk 7 · L 80.9-196.9 Davis14-767%–2026 Wk 2 · W 149.2-86

Signature moments

2011ChampionBeat Oetting 620-586 in the 2-week final.
2011Career high: 326Week 17 against Oetting, won 326-282.
2011Biggest win: +149Week 10 over Dauner, 306-157.
2012ChampionBeat Golden 343-293 in the 2-week final.
2013Runner-upLost the 2-week final to Gogo, 203-295.
2014Runner-upLost the 2-week final to Dauner, 254-349.

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